Felix Dennis: Poem Of The Week
Needlework
Oh, what has become of the seamstresses?
ess eee doubleyoo, eee arr ess!
In the pc handbook here, it says:
ess eee doubleyoo, eee arr ess!
But still it doesn't spell out for shoo-er,
ess eee doubleyoo, eee arr ess!
If it rhymes with go-er or rhymes with doo-er.
ess eee doubleyoo, eee arr ess!
All for a dress!
What mess!
God bless!
